How did it happen?

So, you woke up and realized you're in your 30's. No big whoop, right? Sure. Of course it's not. You've always wanted to be the 'older guy'...just not the 'old guy'. Believe me, there is a difference. So, what? You suddenly realize that your life didn't turn out to be a Skyy Vodka commercial? You saved up some money and bought that Luminox watch, and it didn't make you a dangerous Navy Seal badass? It sucks, right? Well, I'm here to tell you that you're not alone. Society has set a certain bar for people our age, and society has let us down...big time. Your metabolism has slowed. You can't eat a whole pizza without gaining 5 pounds anymore. 5 days a week at the gym doesn't seem like enough. You found a grey hair...down "there". So what are you supposed to do? Let's find out together, shall we?